Top Quality | Power Bottoms
Whether they’re a bear, an otter, or a total twink, we’ve got the fuel to keep their tails wagging all night long.
We Don’t Do "Mystery Meat”
We know you’re picky about what you put in your body (mostly). You should be just as picky for your pup.
No Fillers: Just like your favorite Grindr profile—what you see is what you get.
Locally Sourced: Made right here in the Manors. Fresh, fast, and local.
Raw & Real: Human-grade ingredients. If you wouldn't eat it at 2 AM, we won't serve it.
THE RAW DOG
The Vibe: Primal, clean, and unashamedly natural.
The Description: "Forget the kibble—we’re doing it raw. We strip it down to the essentials with premium raw chicken breast and beef liver for that lean, muscular build. Tossed with antioxidant-rich blueberries and kale, it’s the high-protein fuel for dogs with nothing to hide."
The Ingredients: Raw Chicken Breast, Beef Liver, Carrots, Kale, Celery, Blueberries, Brown Rice.
THE VERS
The Vibe: Adaptable, easy-going, and universally liked.
The Description: "Sometimes you want a little bit of everything. This bowl goes both ways—combining the comfort of slow-cooked chicken with the grit of rolled oats and sweet potato. Gentle on the stomach but heavy on flavor, it’s the perfect match for any mood."
The Ingredients: Cooked Chicken Breast, Beef Kidney, Carrots, Spinach, Sweet Potato, Rolled Oats, Ground Flaxseed.
THE BEAR
The Vibe: Big, beefy, and substantial.
The Description: "For the boys who need a little extra heft. We pack this bowl with rich, raw ground beef and beef liver—no fillers, just serious substance. Balanced with sweet potato and brown rice, it’s a heavy-hitting meal that satisfies the biggest appetites on the Drive."
The Ingredients: Raw Ground Beef, Beef Liver, Celery, Kale, Sweet Potato, Blueberries, Brown Rice.
HEART ON
The Vibe: passionate, intense, and good for the ticker.
The Description: "Get their blood pumping. This nutrient-dense powerhouse blends raw beef with real heart muscle—the ultimate superfood for stamina. We add a surprising twist of banana and spinach to keep things interesting. Trust us, it’s love at first bite."
The Ingredients: Raw Beef & Heart Blend, Beef Liver, Spinach, Banana, Sweet Potato, Brown Rice, Ground Flaxseed.
PIG PLAY
The Vibe: Naughty, indulgent, but surprisingly sensitive.
The Description: "A little indulgence never hurt anyone. We use tender shredded pork and sweet apples for a flavor profile that feels illicit but is actually hypoallergenic. Perfect for the sensitive types who still want to play dirty with their dinner."
The Ingredients: Shredded Pork, Beef Liver, Carrots, Kale, Chopped Apple, Celery, Brown Rice.
Flexi-Paws
The Vibe: Keep them loose and limber.
The Description: Keep that signature swagger. Flexi-Paws are gourmet, single-ingredient collagen chews designed to support joint health. Delivered frozen in a generous 56-count mason jar, they do double duty without any preservatives or fillers.
How to Serve:
The Hot Day Hero: Serve straight from the freezer for a crunchy, cooling treat.
The Gelatin Chew: Thaw briefly for a softer, savory collagen bite.
The Ingredients: Chicken Feet: To keep those hips loose and limber. Carrots & Water: Simmered deep for flavor infusion only.
We Like to Be Bad, But We Have to Be Good. We’re currently submitting to the regulators and handling all the red tape to ensure our product is 100% safe and compliant. We know waiting is hard, but we promise the release in Early 2026 will be worth the anticipation. We’re working out the kinks so your pup doesn't have to.
New Tricks?
Tell us your type. We’ll curate a meal plan that fits your pup's lifestyle, allergies, and kinks (dietary ones).
